Now those are some Pinocchio moments

Stephane Dion likes to run around shouting "liar liar pants on fire", but he himself has let out some serious "nosestretchers" yesterday.

Pinocchio Moment #1: Stephen Harper is soft on crime.
Hahahhahahahahahaha *sniffle* *sniffle* hahahahahahahah *snort* *sniffle* hahahaha. OK, I think I have gotten control of my hysterics.

Oh my god. Was Dion even able to say that with a straight face? If anyone is soft on crime it is the Liberals and the rest of the hug-a-thug Left. The Liberals, stalled and delayed via committees and their Senate the passage of many of Stephen Harper's tough on crime bills.

Stephen Harper and the Conservatives are tough on crime.

Pinocchio Moment #2: Stephen Harper is soft on assault rifles.
Ok, that is just disgusting to say. What's next an ad on TV with a gun pointed at our faces? Also, it is disgusting to use Dawson's College as a backdrop for your campaigning. It is clearly false to even say that.

PS, assault rifles are already restricted along with hand guns. And of course, he could always have purchased an illegal hand gun or other weapon off the street. You do realize that criminals don't abide by laws right?

"Uh, sir, Mr. Dion wishes to know whether you're willing to commit to stop piling lies upon lies."

"If I'm what?"

"Um, he says, uh ... well he says you're fibbing and he wants you to stop. And say so. Publicly."

"I see. OK ... tell him I'll stop. But tell him you don't know whether I'm telling the truth."

We're better off with Harper.