Monday, September 15, 2008

The Liberal's Leaky Airplane

Apparently the Liberal's airplane is worse of then I thought. The Liberal campaign jet nicknamed "Old Smokey" or "Profess-Air" depending on the journalist is really an old clunker.

Not only is it the least fuel efficient campaign jet of the bunch, it also apparently has a broken ice maker and a leaky roof.

I'm with the Liberals this week, sputtering along in Old Smoky -- That was the moniker we gave years ago to Brian Mulroney's prime ministerial Boeing 737. And now here I am in one of the ancient beasts again. Some reporters were miffed that the ice machine was not working and that there was no cold beer.

We left Ottawa in the rain and the roof was leaking onto the row where the Mounties sit.


This is not the way to win the hearts and minds of journalists, I mean warm beer? How un-Canadian of them. It must be crappy for the RCMP officers to get rained on inside the airplane as well. Of course a real leader would take the crappy seats himself.

The rest of the article goes on to talk about why the Left should unite. I of course would prefer the left stay fractured and ineffective. :)

We're better off with Harper.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha - I'd bet the Canadian Press members were drawing short straws to see who HAD to go with the Liberals.

Anonymous said...

Did they at least offer some popcorn with that warm beer?

Sorry... had to...

AnonymousCoward said...

Surecure, awesome!

Swift said...

$2100 a day for warm beer and a leaky roof and the media still thinks the Liberals are the best choice. LOL.